The Best Safety Lies In Fear.

typhonkaizer:

Public Glow Cloud located in Strømmen, Norway.

kawaii-metal-gyaru:

Mega-hot~

This man is incredible at what he does :3

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

bruh.

levicorp:

cannibalstarling:

kardigone:


Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

levicorp:

cannibalstarling:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

koobaxion:

itscolossal:

A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France

it’s a fucking sculpture I almost shat a goddamn cathedral I thought the serpent lords had come to reclaim the fucking earth

WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY A GAME FOR A LONG TIME AND FORGET THE CONTROLS
me: *tries to talk to a character*
me: *accidentally sets said character on fire*

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

So the taxi driver thought I was 17 and was in total disbelief when I told him my real age.
Today is a good day.
hahaa

bobcabbage:

Sittin’ in class and seeing one of your friends walk by in the hall.

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This damn game.

Your boyfriend is very lucky I would give anything to wake up to your smile just once 😊 so beautiful
Anonymous

I’m lucky to have him toooo ^_^;  he doesn’t mind if I drool on him in the middle of the night (noice) nor care about the state I’m in on a morning (it’s not pretty, believe me hahaaa~)!
Thankya though ^o^ You’re lovely, anon~ I’m sure you’ll find someone super amazing to wake up to yourself!

Also your smile is like the best thing ever it's contagious 😊
Anonymous

Nawh thankya, you’re too kind :3.. I think everyone should smile more :D
Spread the happiness~! <3