The Best Safety Lies In Fear.
Me and the voice of Night Vale~ Cecil Baldwin!

He’s an amazing performer and the rest of the cast were fantastic too!

Me and the voice of Night Vale~ Cecil Baldwin!

He’s an amazing performer and the rest of the cast were fantastic too!

Tumblr makes me both laugh and weep for humanity. I swear you can’t say anything on here without it being some sort of attack on *insert group here*
Fucking.. Stop it. :’)

I know what Alexolotl and I will be doing later..
We’re gonna BEAST this :’)
Myeahhh

Also..Night Vale tomorrow!! Aughhh so excited~ And getting paid early means that I can splurge out on shirts (because screw American shipping prices)

Oh! I’m officially senior bookseller now so that’s awesome, clearly doing something right ;).

This week has been amazeballs.

Did I mention that after going back to pole on Thursday, le wrist was fine?! IT WAS FINE. 
I’m so relieved. Seriously.

I know what Alexolotl and I will be doing later..
We’re gonna BEAST this :’)
Myeahhh

Also..Night Vale tomorrow!! Aughhh so excited~ And getting paid early means that I can splurge out on shirts (because screw American shipping prices)

Oh! I’m officially senior bookseller now so that’s awesome, clearly doing something right ;).

This week has been amazeballs.

Did I mention that after going back to pole on Thursday, le wrist was fine?! IT WAS FINE.
I’m so relieved. Seriously.

kelpking:

stunningpicture:

Spider catches bee, bee stings spider. Both dead, with bee’s stinger still in the spider.

This is amazing.

kelpking:

stunningpicture:

Spider catches bee, bee stings spider. Both dead, with bee’s stinger still in the spider.

This is amazing.

dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

oncemorewithapathy:

Tumblr has ruined me

zgmfd:

1967 Topps Rubber Uglies. (photo via toyranch/Flickr)

zgmfd:

1967 Topps Rubber Uglies. (photo via toyranch/Flickr)

Skeleton Commander - Skeleton War Battle Speech
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wailtothethief:

They have burned our villages. They have poisoned the air with the stench of axe. They have spammed our inboxes asking us if we have kik. But on this day, no longer! Soldiers, raise your weapons. May the great skeleton war commence! EN GARDE, FUCKBOY! 

iluvchrom:

wtf the fuck at all of these posts i’m seeing on my dash defending outright emotional manipulation and abuse in friendships/relationships in general.

if you are at a point in your relationship with someone where:

  • they are openly (however passive aggressively) jealous about you…
converse-ing:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

My anaconda don’t

converse-ing:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

My anaconda don’t

I swear that near enough every other post on my tumblr is a spoopy one.

I’m not even sorry.

Stay spoopy.

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

Source

tastefullyoffensive:

Typical. [piecomic]

americxanhorrorstory:

Round 3 ding ding ding…